Creative? Satirical? Brimming with ideas? Naturally amusing with a bubbly personality? Perhaps you would like to GET INVOLVED with the Fableman website?
Well, you can’t.
I write – you read: that’s how it works. That’s the basic principle behind the entire history of literature. Like it or not, it’s a one-way street.
I am not the first. There have been others.
Perhaps you have opinions? Perhaps you are a celebrity? Perhaps you have recently been moved by a contemporary human story? Perhaps you keep thinking you can remember the second world war even though you were born long after it?
Well piss off. I’m not interested. This is MY website for MY stuff.
Go on. I said go.
Now.
No, NOW.
That’s better.
Puh!